Mercury Planetary Magickal Oil Blend

Messenger of the cosmos and chaos of your group chat. Burn/use when you need quick wit, sharp words, or just want to stir the pot faster than retrograde can ruin your Wi-Fi.

🔮 “Conjured with care—orders ship in 3–5 business days.”

Witchy Fine Print:

• External use only — trust us, it’s not a snack.
• Magick is personal — you’re the spell, darling. No meddling with someone else’s free will.
• No promises — results vary, and this isn’t a substitute for doctors, potions, or common sense.
• Curio only — sold for spiritual use, not medical miracles.